Thursday, February 18, 2010

Millie my Pug claims she can predict earthquakes, natural disasters, and sports events…

Millie the Pug Millie has been nearly unbearable since she warned us moments before the last earthquake, and the room-rattler before that one.

She struts around like a furry Nostradamus and is predicting everything now. She says the Los Angeles Lakers are going to beat the Boston Celtics tonight (7:30 Pacific Time on TNT), and that I can take it to the bank. Being a Laker fan I want to believe her, but I’m not laying any money down on it! The last time I went with one of her Sports Predictions I was hung out to dry!

2 comments:

Tom Holloway said...

Oh, Ye of little faith!

ImBlogCrazy said...

Good thing I didn't listen to the little bitch and bet on the Lakers...they lost by one point!

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